Pairing: KameRyo, various guests by JE-groups, in this chapter: Smap, Kanjani, Pi, Jin
Genre: Real life with Au-elements, romance, humour, magic, slight angst as in relationship frustration
Disclaimer: I don't own them or anything else JE-related. But the story is mine of course^^
Summary: 20 years ago two little boys had coincidentally shared the same dream, swearing the same oath. Today Kame and Ryo are both idols, in love with each other. But their relationship is at a dead end... Right at the moment when they want to break up, it happens: Two faeries, a curse and a charm. They are supposed to fight the curse... or one of them will die. Just, how to do that when you are invisible? Full of mischievousness and plans, they try to fight what's lying in front of them...
Written for: as a birthday present!! <3
“This is insane.” Ryo huffed. “I mean… invisible?” he looked at Kame insistently. “Since you know what this is about… do you think this will help to break the curse?”
Kame looked around sceptically. “Sorry, I don’t know how it should break the curse.”
For a moment Kame looked so miserable that Ryo felt worried. He tried to look at him encouragingly, he had always hated it when Kame looked sad or worried. “Don’t worry too much. Inu-chan and Neko want to help us… they for sure have a plan. We’ll break this curse of yours.”
Kame nodded his head half-heartedly. Ryo didn’t know… he didn’t know what he had promised. It was impossible after all. How should he get out of this curse when he and Ryo had already broken up?
“And now?” Ryo interrupted Kame’s thoughts. “What should we do?”
“Let’s look around a bit.” Kame suggested. “Maybe we’ll get some hints about what to do?”
“Well…” Ryo mused. “Sometimes your controlling attitude has some benefits.”
Kame glared a bit. “Thanks a lot.”
Ryo sighed at that. “It was meant as a joke. Man, Kazu, you really need to loosen up a bit!”
“I AM ABLE TO LOOSEN UP!”
“Really?” Ryo pulled an eyebrow up. “Then prove it.”
Kame frowned in anger in determination. “ALRIGHT! I will show it to you, jerk!!”
Ryo laughed at that. “It’s fun when you get angry.”
“You are always so controlled.” Ryo explained. “When you freak out, or when you are mad or scared, you tend to relax a bit… and let go. That’s cute.” He grinned. “You never call me jerk normally.”
Kame blinked at that, a slight blush crawling over his cheeks. And you Ryo, haven’t been that cute towards me since months…
But he couldn’t say that out loud, maybe because of – as Ryo had called it – controlling attitude, but Kame knew it… that the reasons for it were lying deeper. In the end he was just afraid to lose him completely. This tiny chance… how could he not cling to it?
What exactly were these faeries planning?
“What’s that?” Ryo looked around a bit. “Where are we?”
“Isn’t that Smap’s changing room?” Kame mused. “I think that’s Nakai-kun’s jacket.”
Ryo frowned slightly, checking the note that was sticking on the wall, then he nodded his head. “You are right.”
Ryo frowned at that, but decided to not talk back. Kame’s never-ending attitude to win all the time got on his nerves, but he didn’t want to get into another fight. He rubbed over his head, sighing a bit. He really needed to distract the both of them from this mess. Then an idea came to his mind. He chuckled a bit, a mischievous gleam in his eyes. “I have an idea…”
“What?” Kame blinked a bit, when Ryo hurried to the jackets and other things the Smap-members had left in the changing room.
“Let’s have some fun…”
“What are you doing here!?” Kame’s eyes widened. “Ryo… you can’t!”
“Of course I can.” Ryo chuckled, when he grabbed Kimura’s original Burberry coat and exchanged it with Shingo’s woollen, colourful sweater. The one Shingo’s grandmother had made for him.
“But… you are making a mess here!!”
“Exactly.” Ryo rolled his eyes. “Kazuya, we are invisible! That’s a once in a lifetime… well, hopefully… so let’s have fun for once.” He glared. “If it slipped your mind, we hadn’t any fun since months…”
Kame bit his lips at that, then he sighed, hurrying to Ryo’s side. He looked around a bit, smirking slightly when he grabbed Nakai’s yellow boots, changing it with Goro’s black dancing shoes.
Within ten minutes they had made the highest possible amount of mess they could have done. They both were panting heavily when they hurried into a corner of the room, waiting for the guys to come back.
“You know…” Kimura mused, when he put on Tsuyoshi’s shirt. One with a singing flower on it. “I might be wrong, but isn’t there something off?”
“HEY!” Tsuyoshi frowned. “That’s mine…”
“Yes…” Goro glared, pointing at Tsuyoshi’s underwear. “And that’s MINE!”
“DAMN!” Nakai cursed. “Where are my training clothes?”
“You know guys…” Shingo sounded seriously worried when he approached them, wearing a bright-red training trouser and jacket. Way too small for his tall and muscular body. “I GAINED WEIGHT!!!!” he whined.
“You didn’t gain weight.” Nakai glared at that. “THAT’S MINE, IDIOT!”
“Really, Shingo.” Kimura glared at Shingo in disapproval. “That’s not funny.”
Shingo frowned a bit, putting his hands akimbo. “Why does everyone think this was my idea?”
The others stayed quiet, exchanging some glances. “Takuya… come on… it wasn’t me.” Shingo argued, poking the flower on Kimura’s chest.
The both of them startled when the flower started to sing out of a sudden, an old children’s song, the voice squeaking and giggling. “It sings?” Kimura mumbled, looking at Tsuyoshi in slight amusement. “For real, Tsuyoshi? Your-shirt-sings!?”
Shingo almost broke down laughing. “You have a singing shirt, Tsu?”
“Whatever…” Nakai grumbled, pointing at Shingo. “Give my clothes back to me.”
Shingo tilted his head. “But I like them… they motivate me to lose some weight…”
“GIVE THEM BACK!”
“Okay…” Shingo grumbled, tugging of the shirt, pointing at Nakai. “Now give back my underwear!”
“Eh…what?” Nakai blinked, blushing a bit. “That’s yours?”
“Yes.” Shingo sneered, stretching his body seductively. “KINGSIZED! Of course it’s mine. Or did you really think that you are still growing down there?” he asked teasingly, making the others laugh.
Kame giggled like madly. “You are right. It WAS fun! Huge fun!”
“Did you see Kimura-kun’s face when the flower started to sing?”
“And Shingo-kun in these tight training clothes…” Kame chuckled. “He thought he had gained weight…”
“And Nakai-kun…when Shingo mentioned his size…”
“Yes.” Kame snickered. “Not everyone can be Shingo’s size.”
“Well…” a mischievous gleam appeared in Ryo’s eyes. “I think someone else’s size here is also quite admirable.”
Kame blushed deeply at that, like always when Ryo was teasing him in such a way or when he was talking about something concerning sex, sizes or other embarrassing things. Ryo had always been very good at dirty talk….or when it was about sex in general. Kame bit his lips at that. Sex with Ryo had always been awesome… he hadn’t even realized how much he missed it.
How pathetic. Really.
He coughed a bit to get lost of these thoughts. “It was good to laugh like that.”
Ryo grinned. “I have another idea. Come…”
“What? Where to?”
“Kanjani's dressing room. You know…” Ryo smiled a bit. “Yoko was teasing me and everyone else way too much recently…”
Kame blinked at that, then he chuckled. “What are you planning to do?”
“Secret.” Ryo giggled. “Just wait and watch…”
"Could I also have some fun with them? I mean, with Kanjani?" Kame asked carefully, biting his lips a bit. He wondered if it would be okay... if Ryo would like it when he showed this more impish side of him. He had never really showed it to Ryo after all, though it was inside him. Secretly he wondered if that was one of their problems... that they did hide themselves too much in front of each other.
“WHERE IS MY BENTO BOX!?” Yoko called out in fury. “I put it on my place!” He looked around a bit, glaring angrily when he saw Hina with a bento box that looked exactly like his. “SHINGO! Where did you get that from!?”
“Could you please not yell at me.” Hina answered calmly.
“This is MINE!”
“No.” Hina shook his head. “It was on my place. There was even a post-it on it. Dear Hina, thanks for everything. You are the most wonderful human being I know. Beautiful, talented, amazing. With lots of love, your secret admirer. I love you.”
“Are you kidding me!? That’s not from me…” Yoko shook his head, blushing deeply. What kind of stupid joke was that? Definitely the most embarrassing thing ever. He had never written that post-it. Of course not. He would never embarrass himself like that by writing a cheesy confession to Hina. Besides, what was he supposed to do now? Stay hungry?
The others grinned out of a sudden. “Don’t tell me…” Maru giggled. “Yoko finally fell for a Dokkiri?”
Yasu laughed. “It was about time…”
“Shut up…” Yoko grumbled.
Maru chuckled. “You really can’t lose, can you?”
When Yoko pouted a bit, Hina rolled his eyes. “Here, take back your bento box. I’ll eat mine. Really… you guys are like kids sometimes.”
"Good work, Kazu.” Ryo giggled a bit when he watched the scene, looking at Kame. “Messing around with Yoko’s food? How mean.”
Kame grinned. “You said Yoko was picking on you too much. No one is messing around with you! Or I will go after him…”
Ryo blinked a bit at that, blushing slightly. Kame was able to say the cutest and most lovable things occasionally. It had been long since they had that much fun. He grinned out of a sudden. “Wait for my plan…”
Kame looked at Ryo curiously. “What did you do?”
“Just wait and watch…”
“Here. Thanks Subaru.” Yoko twinkled a bit, handing Subaru a little bag. He had borrowed some videos from Subaru last week and was giving them back now. “I added a little thank you for you.” Yoko explained, actually hinting on the little box with chocolate and the bottle with mojito he had added.
Subaru smiled a bit, peeking into the bag. Then he blinked in surprise, frowning when he angled for the item Yoko was giving him as a thank you. “Ehm, Yoko…for real?” he lifted the item up to show it to Yoko, looking at him grumpily. “You know, I’m able to PLEASE myself, thank you.”
Kame stared at the thing in Subaru’s hands, before he broke down laughing. “A VIBRATOR!!!!!!” he squealed, dropping down to the floor, giggling like madly. “You put a vibrator into the bag? You are insane!” he was shaking from laughing too much. “What did you do with the chocolate and mojito?”
Ryo twinkled a bit. “Well, I thought you were hungry. Come, I’ll show you.”
“Really, Yoko!” Subaru frowned. “Why a vibrator? Do you think that I have no sex-life?”
Yoko blinked. “Was that a rhetorical question?” he asked carefully.
“I HAVE A SEX LIFE!”
“We are sure you have.” Hina tried to calm down Subaru. “We just don’t know about it…” he added, giggling a bit.
Kame was still laughing like madly while he was following Ryo. The latter chuckled a bit, surprised that Kame was having so much fun right now. He turned around a bit, grabbing Kame’s hand out of an instinct and tugging him along.
Kame blinked at that, his heart hammering against his chest like madly. What was that now? Did Ryo really take his hand?
Ryo blinked when he realized Kame’s surprise. “Sorry…” he stuttered, letting go of Kame’s hand. “I wasn’t thinking…”
Kame sighed slightly. He wished Ryo wouldn’t have started to think right now… and continued holding his hand instead. But he tried not to ruin their little progress by being grumpy and complaining, so he merely smiled at Ryo. “You are thinking too much, Ryo-chan.”
Ryo blinked in surprise by Kame’s warm response. “Maybe…” He turned around again, trying to ignore the expression in Kame’s eyes while he continued to run down the corridor, Kame right behind him.
When they passed by Pi and Jin, Ryo didn’t watch out much. They were invisible after all and were able to run through walls and people, the more he was surprised, when he could feel how he brushed against Pi’s shoulder.
“What was that?” Pi rasped out.
“Eh?” Jin blinked.
“Something was touching me.” Pi mused. “Brushing against my shoulder…”
“For real?” Jin blinked, sounding scared out of a sudden. He had always hated ghosts and paranormal things… not that he would ever admit that.
“It’s okay.” Pi stuttered. “Maybe I’m just imagining things…”
Ryo stared at the scene in surprise, looking at Kame through wide-opened eyes. “What was that? They could feel and sense us. What does that mean?”
Kame bit his lips. “Does that mean we are running out of time?”
Ryo looked at Kame in shock, then he shook his head. He didn’t want to see Kame worried like that. “Or maybe we are making some progress? Somehow we are working against the curse?”
Kame bit his lips. “Maybe…” he stuttered. “It could be both. Good or bad.”
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